Ice Puff Lunarisms

I love spoonerisms, which is tangling words so they become wangling turds. Yeah. That one's mine. It doesn't look so great on paper, but it absolutely KILLS when I say it to myself inside of my head. Ice puff lunarisms isn't phonetically perfect either, but I'm just one person...one person, alone, under the influence...
Honestly? I always confuse the words malapropism and spoonerism. We'll cover Ms. Malaprop next time. Today is all about William Archibald Spooner — Will Spooner to his friends, Spool Winner to himself, Wool Spinner to his equally disabled children. Jk. No idea if speech impediments are inherited.
Bottom line, I got lost on wikipedia again. It's a dangerous place for people who like to do intellectual window shopping. "Cute, a phonetic alphabet! No, I don't need any help. I'm not here to actually learn, I'm just having a look around. Thank you, though! It's a lovely attempt to compile all human knowledge in an easily accessed, completely free, user-friendly environment. But, no. Just browsing. Oh, you have windows alt key codes!"
The west bun I fanned kind is "The Lord, my shoving leopard."
Niece out, piggas.
PS Is that joke racist?
PPS Yes, a bit. But you are WAY more racist for thinking that it doesn't really matter just because only college graduates care about spoonerisms, so these waters are just fine for racist swimmin'. See? I turned it around.
PPPS No, I didn't.
PPPPS I hate the terms kniferism and forkerism for juxtaposing morphemic nuclei and codas. They're all spoonerisms. Get on board, people. It's not that funny.