Fallbert? Colballon? Stephallon? Jimmeny Falberton? Steamy Collon?
You, dear reader(s), (where "s" is for "someday there might be an 's' after 'reader' but for now, it's just you and me, I hope that doesn't creep you out oooooooh that was dumb why would I awkwardly draw attention to the subject of my creepiness and now I'm rambling about being dumb and it's probably making the creepiness seem creepier and the dumbness seem dumber oh dear god i hate myself so much why didn't i just fix my delete key this afternoon like i had planned I just hope I don't say anything else stupid or boring, like that stupid boring joke about the delete key from earlier that went on FOREVER") decide. Even though I already used Collon in a facebook post like five minutes ago. I have two explanations for why I chose Collon: because it is an improper spelling of one heck of a punctuation mark, and also because I am immaturd. Typo! No delete key!
THE POINT IS...
*Can someone (you) check my math on this?
Gent, this is by far the best thing I have read since that one tweet I read that was sooo funny. Hats off! To you. Until the next best thing I read.
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